Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Opening Salvo

So I've been wanting to get on this for a long time, but for whatever reason it wasn't until my trend-setting friend actually emailed me his blog that I realized that I should stop procrastinating. Anyways, various things bother me on a regular basis, and I feel that I should share these thoughts with the world. I'd say the two biggest areas that I have comments are on politics and football, so that's what you'll read about most of the time (should you actually spend anytime reading my thoughts). Other items will make their way in here from time-to-time, but I promise to constantly mock a group or groups on a regular basis.

For my opening attack, I'd like to list groups of people that I have problems with. I'll probably devote future blogs to each:

-Cell phone users who prioritize people on the phone over people who are present
-Right-wing conservatives
-Left-wing liberals
-Over-protective parents
-Sports reporters
-Television/Movie executives
-People who don't understand statistics/economics
-Owners of teams who won't spend money
-Owners of fast food restaurants who charge a dime for a sweet and sour sauce packet

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