And Down The Stretch They Come!

Dauber's World spent part of Saturday watching the Kentucky Derby. Of course the Derby only lasts about 2 minutes, so Dauber's World watched the anticipation of friends who had numerous bets placed on the race followed by their dismay when they lost. Seinfeld has a good routine that he did a while back on horse racing that perfectly captures Dauber's World's opinion of the "sport".

For those of you that don't know the horse that "placed" (came in second) yesterday had to be euthenized after suffering compound fractures in both of her front ankles minutes after the race concluded. Dauber's World has long disliked NASCAR. Among the many reasons cited (not including the boredom of watching cars drive around in circles) is the simple fact that there's a very real chance that the drivers can get killed (see Dale Earnhardt Sr at the Daytona 500 in '02). But at least in NASCAR the drivers are both aware of the risks they take and they're compensated for them. Dauber's World is reasonably sure that none of the horses (to Seinfeld's point) have any idea that breaking a bone in their leg results in them being killed. Dauber's World isn't going to make an argument about whether horse racing is humane, but rather the horses are not given a reward commensurate with the risk that they take. The rewards all go to owners, jockey and trainer. They're all important, but far less so than the horse.

One of the parts of horse racing that Dauber's World does like is the names. People come up with some pretty clever names for these horses. The winner of the Derby (pictured), however, is clearly an exception. Big Brown? Aside from being incredibly uncreative it's reminiscent of either a UPS ad or a giant piece of sh*t. Considering the risk that Big Brown is taking, couldn't his owners at least come up with a cool name?

One interesting note from the Derby that Dauber's World noticed: the commercials. After the race was over Dauber's World noticed an unusually high number of financial planning/retirement ads. It's almost as if they were telling you that since you didn't hit any of your bets maybe it's time to think of another way to pay for your retirement.